My opening salvo:
“Hi there!
Big fan of everything I’m seeing, which probably isn’t unusual for you to hear.
What I’m curious about is what’s behind the smile – what makes you tick, what your dreams are, whether you prefer your toes nibbled on, or if you’re solely a pedicure kind of girl?
Inquiring minds want to know – I’ll totally rub your feet, paint your toesies, and then eat them feet like groceries.
Just say the secret word: Tarantino. You’ll have an Epsom salt bath, shellac (unless, of course, your more of a clear-coat kinda girl) and a lavender-scented pumice stone at your feet faster than you can say the word ‘reflexology.’
Is that true?
Nah. But hopefully it’s different than the nonsense you’re probably used to on the daily.
Hopefully it made you chuckle.
And if you’re into it?
I’ll totally do it.
I just gotta make a quick stop at Ulta.
And re-watch ‘Pulp Fiction.’
=)”
Will update how this plays out.
Suspect she’s a bot.
Edit: certified bot. Meh.
