Not going to lie: the name does strange things to me.
Can’t let that stop me.
I see you looking, ma’am.
Take a chance. I promise I won’t make it too weird.
I mean, unless you’re, like, into that?
Who am I to yuck your yum?
I get it; bald, bearded dude with a wax statue of Patrick Stuart in his profile? I’d be leery, too.
Where you’re the introvert, I’m an introvert that changed his stars with therapy and Improv classes.
I absolutely have to go home, make
It quiet, and no one talk to me for 8, maybe 9, days before anyone will see my face or talk to me again.
Just me, my dogs, and ‘Star Trek:TNG’ or ‘Californication’ on the TV or a self-help book in my hands on my back porch with a cup of coffee and SPF eleventy-billion on the top of my dome.
I just can do the jokes and the goofing when I turn it on.
Like I said; give it a chance, and I’ll be very considerate and empathetic of the person you’ve presented in your profile.
