Alexa

“Alexa, like my profile.”
“Alexa, tell me a story about yourself.”
“Alexa, suggest a few ideas for a great first date.”
“Alexa, is it possible for a man to tell a ridiculous joke and get your attention?”
“Alexa, how do you feel about older men?”
“Alexa, why are you so goddamn pretty?”

Is she on?

Shit.

It’s still in the box.

She’s gonna have to think outside the box for this to work.

And electricity. Gotta have a three-prong adapter, and I’m not about to make a d**k joke on the opening line, so…hmmm…

Between the electricity in your smile, the spark in your eyes, and how grounded and down-to-earth I am when lightning like your attractiveness strikes, I think we could make it work.

Edit (Sept 3, 2024 – 9:41PM CST): I shared this with a lady-friend of mine.

She cringed.

“You did everything every guy is probably doing.”

“Yeah, but I played out in how I thought it was humorous, and gave some extra.”

“Yeah, I know you, and I know it’s from a good place, but she’s probably like ‘What the fuck?’l

“That’s what I’m looking for: someone who has that reaction, and then wants to know more.”

So, Alexa, if you’re out there and either you, or a friend of yours happens across this: mea culpa. This is my thing.

And as a beta tester for Amazon when Alexa came out, I had it before it was cool and appreciated how marvelous and fascinating it was.

Just like I imagine you are.

Have a great life.